I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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