You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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