Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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