But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Plan B is the new Plan A
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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