it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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