called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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