i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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