I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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