You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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