I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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