Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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