Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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