At least make sure they are 18
Why
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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