We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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