Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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