I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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