Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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