she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
