I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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