I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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