I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
