So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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