Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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