At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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