and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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