this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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