no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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