id be glad to
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
