There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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