i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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