That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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