It's like God shit irony all over that family
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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