She's JV to your varsity
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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