Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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