I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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