she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
