hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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