i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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