Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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