I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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