Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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