no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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