i was born a porn star she said
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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