Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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