the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just gargled with NyQuil
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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