And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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