They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
