We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My vagina just clenched in fear
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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