you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
These tits shall not be calmed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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