Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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